Pointless trends on Tumblr.

Is it just me or are there certain trends on tumblr that are just dumb as shit? Where do these trends begin and who thought that they are "cool"? I don't know the answer to that, and I'm not sure I want to know. All I know is that, if thats what is "in" right now then I guess I have no choice but to join in or else I run the risk of one day being labelled uncool and probably end up in that blog about ugly people in Walmart.


1) Anorexic girls wearing tights:

In cyberspace you will find a plethora of images of really skinny girls. Now thats a given. The internet is a breeding site of "beauty" or in other words "thinspiration" for girls who wish they looked like Kate Moss. But within the online universe of skinny chicks a few bizarre trends really seem to stick out (LIKE THE GIRL'S HIP BONES! HIYYOOOOO). This includes things such as hot skinny girls smoking weed, hot skinny girls eating messily, hot skinny girls looking sad aannnnddd last but most certainly not least, hot skinny girls wearing tights.
It's not like I don't "get it". I "Get it". Those chicks are hot and skinny enough to look faboosh in only stockings, but I just think it's retarded that so many people agree with that statement that there is a whole trend out there of taking photos of girls wearing tights. Where do these people find the time?

With the new craze I thought i might jump in on the band wagon and see if my photos launches me into internet stardom....

Ill-fitting, yet oh so comfortable Bonds cottontails, the perfect look for F/W 2011.

2) Low Calorie, Artistic Breakfast photos:

Breakfast photos have been steadily on the rise since 2009. We all love looking at photos of food, and breakfast is no exception. However, how are you going to post your sexy tights photo if you are bloated and overweight from all that delicious breakfast??!

Well there is a solution to that! Eat a really boring low calorie meal like oats and berries but take a super arty photo of it and stick it on tumblr to make it look like it is a satisfying meal.

Yeah, fruits FINE... I guess. 

Well, I thought i would post a photo of my breakfast, but since cigarettes entered my daily meal plan in 2007 I don't really eat breakfast. Sometimes i'll  indulge in the occasional  bowl of bran cereal because it's good for the digestive system ;) but otherwise I guess the only meals being served in my house at that hour look like this.

Breakfast IS the most important meal of the day.

3) Photos of irrelevant items with designer names.

I don't know where this started but apparently its cool nowadays to show items that have nothing to do with fashion that have famous designer names on them.... I guess maybe it's some really deep artistic concept that a small town gal like myself can't grasp. SIGH, if only I read more Nietzsche...

Check that arty shit out. MAN, is that deep!

Dior.

Comme Des Garcons.

4) Small white rooms.

Ok, I must admit. I love looking at douchey interior of houses  I will never afford and in my never-ending quest for the wankiest room I have come across a million and one small, white rooms. There is apparently something about unnecessarily small rooms that grab the fashionable type's eye. However I like to think the bigger the better if i'm lusting after a dream bedroom. Perhaps it's my untrained eye or perhaps it's the fact I have slept in a closet for the past 7 years, but when did it become cool to only have enough space in a room to fit a well place tea candle?

Maybe the photos came from Midget's Vogue Living?

Well, i have a tiny room but maybe its not tiny or white enough, so I looked for the next best room in my house....

It's small, it's white and DAMN is it cool or what?